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Us Magazine

I’m Dying to Know…

October 21, 2010 By Lena

… why Nicole Richie cut her hair. Well, truth be told, I hadn’t really given it much thought (read: couldn’t care less) until I saw the following headline on UsMagazine.com:

“Nicole Richie: Why I Chopped Off My Hair”

(Did you just click on the link above? Sorry, that’s 43 seconds of your life you won’t get back. I apologize.)

So, being that I had a few moments to spare (both boys were blissfully napping – gasp – at the same time) I decided to click on the link to uncover the critical reasoning behind her decision to go short.

Expecting to be motivated to do the same based on her rationale, I was surprised to see her response:

Really, Us Magazine? I just can’t blame Nicole for her weak answer – she wasn’t aware that you’d turn it into a lame-a** headline teasing folks into thinking she actually had an intellectual response to your momentous question. May I suggest an alternate headline – Nicole Richie: You’ll Never Know Why I Chopped Off My Hair.

But while we’re on the subject:

1) I don’t think she actually cut her hair; rather, she removed her hair extensions. Isn’t that what the Hollywood types do?
2) Ugh. (Shudders.) That is NOT a good photo. Zombielicious.
3) I still don’t know why she chopped off her hair! That headline is KILLING ME.

Sigh. Maybe some things are better left unsaid.

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