Google “Snooki Quotes” and you’ll return almost 1 million pages that mention a wise word or two from our favourite Guidette.
(Honorable mentions include “I thought I broke my vagina bone… it was terrible” and “Vinny’s like my big brother, I love him… but usually you don’t have sex with your big brother” but really, there are just too many awesome quotes to list here.)
And last night she offered up a new mantra for single ladies everywhere:
“I’m not anyone’s last resort. I’m someone’s first priority.”
Oooh, LOVE IT! Good for you Snooks! I can’t remember if she went on to forgive Vinny (I know she didn’t smush him), but the message remains the same. RESPECT!