Just when I thought I’d seen it all…. UGG boots, for your wedding day. Ewwww.
You know the times when you think, “Who in their right mind would buy this???” – and then you realize, there are actually people who WILL buy this – and then you want to curl up in a ball or drop to your knees in prayer, because surely hell has frozen over and all the bad people are about to be re-released to earth?
Introducing…
The “Sparkles I Do!”
The iridescent sequins of the Classic Sparkles – I Do that glimmer in white and pink are wedding day perfect. Covered in sparkly sequins and bound with satin, it is sure to turn heads and stand out in a crowd… $225
The “Bailey Bling I Do!”
The jeweled Bailey Button – I Do has a genuine Swarovski crystal button adding sparkle and style to that special wedding day. $190
There is a decidedly less offensive “Fluff Flip Flop I Do!” which I may have actually endorsed had they not been $80. Quick, someone hand me the Sears flyer. Pretty sure I can find some fluffy slippers for $9.99.
Can’t even go on, my body has already contorted into the fetal position. Save me Jebus.