Hey there girls, my name is Ryder. I’m a 4-year-old, totally single dude from Ontario, Canada – who just happens to be tall, dark and handsome.
(Oh, and that’s Reid, my brother. He’s only two and Mommy makes me take him everywhere. To tell the truth, sometimes he cramps my style – but I can’t deny Reid’s a fabulous wingman. He’s a ton of fun on playdates and has been known to make girls “ooh” and “ahh” cause he’s so
funny looking cute.)
I like chocolate milk, splashing in my kiddie pool and playing with die cast cars. In fact, I normally spend a lot of time making car engine noises and am seeking a playdate who can emulate the sounds effects of a car speeding around a racetrack. Of course, I’m open to suggestions and enjoy a variety of activities: I am quite the artist; have a heavenly voice like Adam Levine, and even dig a good doll.
You may have also noticed that I have my own ride. Yup, it’s pretty sweet. It’s a Signature Cadillac Escalade loaded with luxury features! Fisher-Price sent it to us because Mommy is part of their Play Panel (which is funny because she doesn’t play at all – we do! It’s REALLY awesome).
My Escalade features a real FM radio, see-through windows, chrome wheels and grill, doors that open and close, battery charge indicator, and more! I also have 12-volts of battery power for two speeds forward (2.5 and 5 mph, max.) plus reverse on hard surfaces and grass with a high-speed lock-out for beginners and Power Lock Brake System.
Daddy put my car together in about 2 hours which was great – but Mommy started grumbling when she had to apply the stickers. You see, she’s a perfectionist and wanted them on perfectly, so she spent about 30 minutes in the driveway getting everything just right. Thanks for making my ride awesome, Mommy!
I learned to drive without a permit (I live on the edge like that, girls) but consider myself a safe and conscientious driver who always shares the road.
Disclaimer: I once hit a tree, but that’s only because I didn’t turn my wheel in time. Everyone was okay (we were wearing our seat belts, of course) and the Escalade was just fine without a scratch or dent whatsoever. Love the workmanship, dude!
I love cruising around with the top down and and tunes blaring. I’m looking for a playdate who enjoys long afternoon road trips down by the park, likes to sing nursery rhymes and of course, is sweet and smiley. And if I really dig you, I’ll even let you drive my car.
Until then, it’s just me and my little brother.