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For Crying UGG Loud! The “I Do!” Collection

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Just when I thought I’d seen it all…. UGG boots, for your wedding day. Ewwww.

You know the times when you think, “Who in their right mind would buy this???” – and then you realize, there are actually people who WILL buy this – and then you want to curl up in a ball or drop to your knees in prayer, because surely hell has frozen over and all the bad people are about to be re-released to earth?

Introducing…

The “Sparkles I Do!”
The iridescent sequins of the Classic Sparkles – I Do that glimmer in white and pink are wedding day perfect. Covered in sparkly sequins and bound with satin, it is sure to turn heads and stand out in a crowd… $225

The “Bailey Bling I Do!”
The jeweled Bailey Button – I Do has a genuine Swarovski crystal button adding sparkle and style to that special wedding day. $190

There is a decidedly less offensive “Fluff Flip Flop I Do!” which I may have actually endorsed had they not been $80. Quick, someone hand me the Sears flyer. Pretty sure I can find some fluffy slippers for $9.99.

Can’t even go on, my body has already contorted into the fetal position. Save me Jebus.

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  4. Julie

    So funny, because that is the first thing I thought before I read the whole post…. these things will probably go into bridal “must have” history & sell like $250- hot cakes.

  6. Victoria

    the only time this would be acceptable is if you were getting hitched in an igloo.

    • Lena

      The sparkly ones are kind of cute! But not at $225. You can’t exactly wear them to go grocery shopping!

  11. Janice

    Lol. I guess I’d think about it if I was having an outdoor winter wedding (a friend did just that, in the Haliburton Highlands, and with the snow all surrounding the wedding party, those boots would have come in handy). Otherwise — OMG! Too funny!