I know what you’re thinking – he’s only 2.5 years old! Well, it’s official – Ryder can read. Yes, he IS a genius. And I know this because:
He presses CANCEL on the dishwasher while in mid-cycle.
He hits EJECT on the DVD player while we’re watching a movie.
He selects BROIL on the oven when I’m baking a soufflé.
He has dialed 911 at least once.
He kicks every box labelled FRAGILE.
He rips apart papers with the words PAY TO THE ORDER OF.
He mouses over to the X button while I’m in the middl…………
(Okay I’m back.)
He presses the PANIC key on our car remote.
He throws away receipts marked GIFT.
You see, I refuse to believe he’s just a random sh*t disturber. NO WAY. He’s reading all right; selectively choosing ways to weave terror into my life. He has a beautiful mind.
FML.
Ha ha ha! My baby can read too!
hahaha..that's hilarious. maybe all those labels should be changed so that he'll get the wrong ideas..=P
Lena you are hilarious…more memories of why I loved being a Mom when my daughter was a toddler. Thank you for the smiles and laughter!
That's too cute! My little guy just started using two words together (more cheese, etc) and I believe he's a genius!! Kids have very selective learning skills :)
Hilarious! And totally makes sense.
In that case…mine little terrors can read too!!! and Roman is 18 months old..can we all say, "Rhode Scholar"?! ;-P
Ha ha…that is SO funny! You just made me realize that my baby is also a genius! Thanks for the laugh!
haha jokes! Love that kid!
If you could only channel his powers for good…
You are so funny! Thanks for the laugh.
I guess that fits with my 18 month old twins being able to find the PPV button the remote – every single time!
Ha ha ha! Thanks for the laughs ladies! xo