I should probably write a book. Or at the very least, submit my story to those seeking relationship counselling. Because friends, gather ’round: I have found the secret to a successful marriage.
I know what you’re thinking… communication, friendship and companionship, right? Of course. Of course those are important attributes of any fulfilling relationship. And for better or worse, richer or poorer… I married the man of my dreams. He’s smart, he’s charming, and he knows his way around the kitchen just as he knows the way to my heart.
But that’s not why I hang on to him.
My man has something I’ll be hard-pressed to find in another potential mate. Until now, I’ve kept his special skills a secret from the world. Because truthfully, I fear women everywhere will try to steal him away. And before you start to speculate, I’ll just come clean: no, he doesn’t send me romantic texts – or leave doting messages written in raspberries. And – shockingly – he doesn’t whip out an acoustic guitar, serenading me with words of love. But he does have the one thing that keeps me coming back for more – he has the #SwifferEffect.
Yes, ladies, my man does all the cleaning. And when he cleans, he only trusts Swiffer.
By day, he’s a successful business executive. He likes high definition smartphones and a high definition clean. Swiffer Dusters pick up dust and lock it away with thousands of flexible fluffy fibres. Lightly coated with Dust Lock Adhesive, these fibres change shape to reach into nooks and crannies, trapping up to 2x more dust than a dust cloth.
Conference call at 3pm? No problem. He’s on it like dust on shutters. Now THIS is what you call multi-tasking 101.
A nanny? Pfft. My husband is on child duty and Steamboost duty. The Swiffer BISSELL SteamBoost is a steam mop that deeply penetrates dirt and helps remove messes mops can leave behind. Fill it with water, attach a Steam Pad and plug it in. No other cleaning solutions are needed – which is a good thing, because often, my husband has his hands full with our toddler.
Says the husband: “I am amazed by the Swiffer BISSELL SteamBoost. It has made me fall in love with our hardwood floors again! After a day of play, the floors are caked with water stains, Play Doh, mystery dirt and more. The special Steam Pads have a steam-activated, dirt-dissolving cleaning solution that pulls dirt from surfaces and locks it away. It almost makes cleaning fun!”
What did I tell you ladies? Better than a love song.
Of course, I love a man who takes care of himself, so it’s no surprise that I snagged a metrosexual mate. Fixing his hair in the mirror? That’s expected. Fixing his hair while dusting the mirror? Now that’s HOT.
Hubby has also been known to dabble in Swiffer 360° Dusters. They have thousands of deep-cleaning fibres that help reduce allergens, and are designed specifically to clean dirt in grooves and crevices. Today, however, he opted for his trusted ol’ blue – his tried and true cleaning companion.
So there you have it: the secret to a successful marriage is finding a man with the #SwifferEffect. A lean, mean, cleaning machine… be still my heart! Click here to visit Swiffer.
I am a #PGMom. I received Swiffer products in exchange for my review. Of course, we both know I handed the products over to my husband. The opinions on this blog are his, obvi.